Hmmm.. I got a message today stating that an Electrical Storm is going to ZAP the internet world tomorrow.
If you ask me that whale escaped twitter and the blow hole is responsible for the “storm”! That whale has been an uncontrollable technical anomaly — pops up whenever, crashes twitter, it’s finally escaped if you ask me! I mean why just stay in Twitter when there is a whole internet world out there!
There were sighting of the whale in Facebook and LinkedIn through anonymous users-to protect them from “it”. But shhhh…I’m sure it’s listening!
Here are my thoughts on the whole deal tho:
No need to panic!
We have been there before.
Lived without internet and handled it so.
It is a fresh start will erase what they know
my bad blog posts
and how much I owe!
A way to start over
a new name you know
No more proof of sex tapes, texts, and pics
oh “Tigers” of the world will be at ease!
No more credit card fraud all will be cash
absolutely nothing wrong with that
Google, Bing, Yahoo
No more emails, junk mail, spam
Bad FaceBook Pictures gone forever
No more public access to them ever!
No more facebook, linkedin, blogs, OMG Twitter!
no more @hipcop
I’ll do SO much better
With all that being said I’m getting word out NOW! The whale must be stopped! I like my internet–bugs and all! Setting up an army “I have some training”. I’ll be a Social Media Hero, I’m gonna be famous!
My passion is happiness and hope I made you smile.
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